1 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,410 [lighter clicks] 2 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,830 Are you familiar with Robert House? 3 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:21,000 Are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America? 4 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,660 Not spy on him. 5 00:00:23,410 --> 00:00:25,410 [intense music playing] 6 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,160 [voice] Help! 7 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:32,160 [Ghoul] Folks in them outfits don't deserve savin'. 8 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,410 [baby Radscorpion screeches] 9 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,410 Let her go! 10 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:42,700 [Ghoul shouting] 11 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:44,250 Give me the stimpak. 12 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,790 I only have one. 13 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,160 Help me! 14 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:48,910 [Wounded Woman] Please! 15 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:51,450 -[shouting] -[groaning] 16 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:52,750 [Lucy] She'll die without it. 17 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:55,250 [Ghoul] Golden rule, motherfucker. 18 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,290 I am nothing like you. 19 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:59,540 We'll get you home to your people. 20 00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:02,410 [intense music playing] 21 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:06,250 [Quintus] The axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood. 22 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,200 [softly] Holy fuck! 23 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,290 How many of those can you make? 24 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:16,540 More than all of human history could ever consume. 25 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,700 Liaison from the Commonwealth. 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,830 I understand we're discussing a civil war. 27 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,540 ♪♪ 28 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,330 Just so you know... 29 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,660 I am nice. 30 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:44,620 [grunts] 31 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:48,540 -Oh! Oh. -No... 32 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,700 [Maximus] Thaddeus... 33 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:54,500 I-I think you might be a ghoul. 34 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,500 Oh, no! 35 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,660 [♪ Sam Cooke: "Chain Gang"] 36 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,540 [slurping loudly] 37 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,790 -♪ I hear something saying ♪ -Mmmm. 38 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:20,370 [sighs] 39 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,080 -Yep! Yep, yeah. -♪ Ooh! Ah! ♪ 40 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,330 -♪ Well, don't you know ♪ -♪ That's the sound of the men ♪ 41 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:32,660 ♪ Working on the chain gang ♪ 42 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,080 Way to use those little hands, Lois. Keep it up. 43 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,700 Thanks, boss. 44 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,410 -[alarm rings] -[whirring stops] 45 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:44,370 Bobby! Hey! 46 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:46,580 I see your eyes closing over there. 47 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,660 You know what happens when you fall asleep on the job? 48 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:49,790 Nothing good, that's for sure. 49 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,660 -Mm-hm. -Yep. 50 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,330 Come on, gang, we're only 12 hours into this shift! 51 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:56,290 We got 10 more to go! 52 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:58,410 -Okay? [clapping] -[child grunting] 53 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,870 Perry, you know what? Try it without the gloves. 54 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:03,950 The meat on your palms, gonna give you a better grip. 55 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,000 Just... [clicking tongue] get in there. 56 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,620 -[Perry grunting] -It's gonna hurt a little bit, but... 57 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,370 I did it! 58 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:15,160 Keep it up and you'll have big, gross, calloused hands in no time. 59 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:18,330 -Yes, sir! -[bottles rattling] 60 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,410 [Thaddeus] Trudy! 61 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,330 Why aren't you makin' money for me? 62 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,750 Lois called me a mean name. 63 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,910 Lois, is that true? 64 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,370 She said I look like a ghoul. 65 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:35,370 Well, there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul, except you're not. 66 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:37,790 I'm a ghoul. 67 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:40,370 Perry over there, now, well, that's a ghoul. 68 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,040 Disgusting! Eech! 69 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:45,160 [sighs] I think this might be a good reminder for everybody. 70 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,370 Hey, hey, listen up! [clapping] 71 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:49,450 Little break here real quick, everybody. 72 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,540 Okay. 73 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:56,500 Reminder, we're all really, really lucky to be here. 74 00:03:56,580 --> 00:04:00,000 [scoffs] Believe me, I have seen some shit out there. 75 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,040 But here, we got it made. 76 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,000 We got a roof over our heads, a very well-defended perimeter. 77 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,290 -What about water? -Just drink the soda, alright? 78 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:10,450 You-- you know what the best part about this place is? 79 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:12,500 Nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups 80 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:15,620 or makes you carry around a big old bag all the time. 81 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,410 All in all, I'd say life's pretty good. 82 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:20,750 What do we always say? 83 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:24,660 [all] Most kids are dead by this age! 84 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,580 Okay, back to work. 85 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,660 -Go! -♪ That's the sound of the men ♪ 86 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:31,830 ♪ Working on the chain gang ♪ 87 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:34,160 ♪ All day long, they're saying "huh!" ♪♪ 88 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,250 [soda fizzing] 89 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,120 -[slave screaming] -[whip cracking] 90 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,750 [people grunting, shouting] 91 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,200 -[sword slashing] -[victim screaming] 92 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:55,160 [screaming continues] 93 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,250 Keep up! 94 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:00,790 [screaming continues] 95 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,870 [muffled screaming] 96 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,330 Keep moving! 97 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,700 -[screaming continues] -[whip cracking] 98 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,000 You lost your Legionary. 99 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:34,540 Please. Please. Please. Pl-- 100 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:35,750 [Lucy gasps] 101 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:44,410 [advisor] The enemy horde has been relocating their artillery farther north. 102 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:48,910 So, to counterbalance, we need to relocate ours as well. 103 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:56,290 [dramatic music playing] 104 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,500 Ave, profligate. 105 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,660 Yes. 106 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,200 [distant screaming] 107 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Hi, sir. 108 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,450 How dare you address the great Caesar? [pronounced Kaisar] 109 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,750 "Kai-sar"? You... 110 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:22,700 Do-- do you mean Caesar? 111 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:24,660 I believe Kaisers were German, and you guys 112 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,540 have more of a Roman theme, so... 113 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,200 I-- I think it's Caesar. 114 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:34,830 -[victim screaming] -[flesh squelching] 115 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,750 [advisor] This is the one. 116 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,080 -[continues indistinct] -Sir, please. Um, I see that this is a... 117 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:44,580 um... work camp. 118 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:47,200 -And if I may, I'm a very-- -Shh. 119 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:50,330 We're negotiating the rights to your prima noctis. 120 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:53,580 Prima noctis? 121 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:56,830 [chuckles] 122 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:01,200 Okay. First of all, shame on you. 123 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,580 That is awful. 124 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,500 And secondly, prima noctis isn't even a Roman tradition. 125 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,410 It's from the Middle Ages. They were just nasty people 126 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,790 borrowing a Latin phrase. 127 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:11,160 And as much as I want to respect your traditions... 128 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:15,250 there is a line to all that, which I think we have found. 129 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,450 And you should know that I am not even a virgin. 130 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:20,120 -[soldiers gasping] -And that's not including 131 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,790 all of the cousin stuff I did, which is at least a page or two on my resume. 132 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:24,950 So, looks like we're out of options. 133 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,120 [soldier grunts] 134 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,950 If you don't mind me saying, it seems like you guys 135 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,910 might have lost your way out here. 136 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,370 I wouldn't expect a profligate like you to understand. 137 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:37,290 -We're at war. -With who? 138 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,000 The New California Republic. 139 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,370 The Khans. The Brotherhood. 140 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:42,750 But first, we must conquer 141 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,660 the unrepentant members of Caesar's Legion. 142 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,080 Over there. 143 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,160 [dramatic music playing] 144 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:55,290 [Legionary] All hail Caesar! 145 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,750 ♪♪ 146 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,500 There's two Caesars? 147 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,200 The great founder of this Empire, he died. 148 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,790 We've been at war ever since over who should be his heir. 149 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:08,450 He wrote down the name of his successor. 150 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:10,370 He placed it into his divine pocket. 151 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,080 But every time we try to retrieve it, 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,450 the false Caesar and his followers, they shoot at us. 153 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:21,410 We are at a stalemate. 154 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,950 I may be able to help you. 155 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,870 I have experience with family counseling, 156 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:30,370 and sometimes conflict resolution... 157 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,040 it's easier than you think. 158 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:37,410 Oh, geez. 159 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:45,540 [grunting] Excuse me! 160 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:48,450 This isn't Rome, okay? This is America! 161 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,080 -Is it? -[grunting] Yeah, it is. 162 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,540 At least according to all the maps. 163 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,040 Maps drawn by the dead. 164 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,750 All that remains of America 165 00:08:57,830 --> 00:09:00,120 is the overwhelming evidence of its failure. 166 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:03,620 Now, if you'll excuse me, we have a war to win. 167 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,910 [scoffs] You know, speaking as someone 168 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,580 who's seen upwards of 15 different movies, 169 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:09,500 if you think everyone else is the bad guy, 170 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,540 chances are, you're the bad guy. 171 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,450 But "good" is not a meaningful vector in history. 172 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,910 Only strength. 173 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,450 [Lucy grunting] 174 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:26,950 [grunting] 175 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,540 [distant grunting] 176 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,830 [grunting continues] 177 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,000 [vocalist yodeling] 178 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,910 [grunting, groaning] 179 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:03,370 [breathing heavily] 180 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,750 -[grunting] -[Dogmeat panting] 181 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,450 Ah! 182 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,540 [grunting continues] 183 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,250 Yeah, well... 184 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,250 [panting] 185 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:34,200 How 'bout a boat that's not a boat. You know what I mean? 186 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,700 Of course, you do. 187 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,790 -[blade scraping] -[breathing heavily] 188 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,120 [groaning] 189 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,200 -[flesh squelching] -[groaning] 190 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,870 You take out one plank... [grunting] 191 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:55,160 boat's the same as it ever was. 192 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,290 It's just got a-- a hole in it, that's all. 193 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,950 [groaning, grunting] 194 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,790 You take out a-- a lot of planks... 195 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,870 and all of a sudden, you gotta ask yourself... 196 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,370 -[flesh squelching] -[exclaiming] 197 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:14,450 ...what-- what the fuck am I looking at? 198 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,080 [grunting] This ain't no boat. 199 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,160 It's just a-- a pile of wood, man. 200 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,160 It's just a fuckin' pile of wood. 201 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,540 [exclaiming] 202 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,080 [flesh squelching] 203 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:38,040 -[Dogmeat panting] -[Ghoul groaning] 204 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,120 [flesh splatting] 205 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 -[blade dropping] -[panting] 206 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:52,250 I don't know what I'm tellin' you all this for. 207 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,000 I know you already know all this. 208 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,700 It's just been a while... 209 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,250 since I had someone worth talkin' to. 210 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,330 That's all. 211 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,370 [Barb sobbing, sniffling] 212 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,120 [sniffling continues] 213 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,750 [sobbing] 214 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:48,910 You okay? 215 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,750 Yeah, I, uh... [sniffling] 216 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:59,830 I just... I-I can't seem to get Janey's teddy into the Keepsake Box. 217 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,540 For the Vault. 218 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,950 I just hate leaving anything behind, you know? 219 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,910 Well, we may not have to, right? 220 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,040 [sobbing quietly] 221 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,870 Well, I've gotta go to this thing for Charlie. 222 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,200 [softly] Okay. 223 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,040 [dramatic music swelling] 224 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,410 [♪ Mitch Miller: "Yellow Rose of Texas"] 225 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,080 ♪♪ 226 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,500 What do you know about Robert House? 227 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,910 All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapons system in Vegas. 228 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,910 Our intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about. 229 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,790 Your intel? 230 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,250 It's blueprints and a bunch of phone records. 231 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,790 What else am I supposed to call that? 232 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,540 Intel, I guess. 233 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:23,450 Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him? 234 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,540 Mm. 235 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,080 -I didn't know. -[sighs] 236 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,120 Look, I wanna help. I'll do whatever I can. 237 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,410 But there's gotta be another way. 238 00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:41,620 Look where we are, Coop. 239 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,450 Half the guys in here have killed people. 240 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,250 Maybe not the right ones. 241 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,620 Robert House is just one person. 242 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,450 -[music ends] -[speaker clearing throat] 243 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,540 My name is Diane Welch, 244 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,580 congresswoman for the District of Glendale. 245 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,580 And if you've never heard of me, 246 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,620 it's probably because I'm the only sitting congressperson 247 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,700 in this administration to have refused corporate funding. 248 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:24,040 So, while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards, 249 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,620 I don't think America can afford 250 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,790 any more corporate influence in Washington. 251 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:32,620 -[audience member] Get on with it. -[laughter] 252 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,250 [clearing throat] Okay. 253 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,500 Well, today isn't about me, 254 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:42,950 it's about you and the sacrifices you've made for this great nation. 255 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:47,700 As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, 256 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:50,410 it is my honor to award... 257 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,790 Um, let me just find my card here. 258 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,040 [clearing throat] 259 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,370 -[laughter] -[Diane] Oh. 260 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:03,950 The story of today's first honoree is just... 261 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,580 I'm gonna go hit the head. 262 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,200 [Diane] ...wonderful, if I can find my notes. 263 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:09,290 [quiet chatter] 264 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,910 You getting any awards tonight? 265 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,750 Um, no. 266 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:29,790 No, no, I'm just here for an old friend. 267 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,870 -[toilet flushing] -Corporal Charlie Whiteknife. 268 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,450 Yeah. Yeah, Charlie. 269 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,500 Rumor has it, he's a bit of a pinko. 270 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,910 Is that right? 271 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,580 I wouldn't know about that. 272 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,500 And what about you, Mr. Howard? 273 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:51,580 What about me? 274 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,910 Oh. Cooper Howard? 275 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,830 American veteran? 276 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,700 Star of the silver screen? 277 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,040 Pinko? 278 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,750 -[fly zipping] -[urinal flushing] 279 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,370 Don't believe everything you read. 280 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,790 Oh, don't get me wrong. 281 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:12,750 I sympathize with the pinko point of view. 282 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,660 Yeah. 283 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,290 They have grievances with traditional institutions. 284 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,910 Entirely justified, if you ask me. 285 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,040 I didn't ask you. 286 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,830 It's their solution to the problem. 287 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,250 Oh. Here. 288 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,580 You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything. 289 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,700 You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time... 290 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,250 Tsk. 291 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,500 Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time 292 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,080 with a multitude of solutions. 293 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,790 Messy, messy, hm? 294 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,450 I take it you're not a vet. 295 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:06,910 What gave me away? 296 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,200 Because a vet would know better than to talk politics 297 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,290 when a man has his dick in his hand. 298 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,000 'Til next time, Mr. Howard. 299 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,250 [airships whirring] 300 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,830 [Yosemite Elder] The Codex is clear about chain of command. 301 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,620 [Quintus] We mustn't squander this opportunity. 302 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,870 I told you. We're out. 303 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,700 I acknowledge the arrival of the Paladin from the Commonwealth 304 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:45,250 complicates the issue, but-- 305 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,540 I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus. 306 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:51,660 But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion. 307 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,870 Before the war, an ordinary captain 308 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:01,540 was sent to a research center in California. 309 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,540 Roger Maxson. 310 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,910 [chuckles] 311 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,080 And when he saw what they were doing there... 312 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,290 depraved experiments on human subjects, 313 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:20,290 well, then, Roger Maxson had to ask himself, 314 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,870 who did he serve? 315 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:23,250 His God? 316 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,290 Or his government? 317 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,830 He chose his God. 318 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,410 He shot the scientists. 319 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,750 He shot the people who tried to stop him. 320 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,660 His government had defied God, 321 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,620 and for that, he defied his government. 322 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,080 But he wasn't punished. 323 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,160 He was saved. 324 00:19:55,250 --> 00:20:00,040 So that he could found our noble order. 325 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,200 If our rebellion is righteous... 326 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,910 the way will be paved for us. 327 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,250 I told you. 328 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,540 I don't go in for the religious stuff. 329 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,620 Give the Cold Fusion relic to the Commonwealth. 330 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,870 -Oh... -[door closes] 331 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,450 My lord... 332 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,200 this Xander guy... 333 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,910 I could just kill him. 334 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,950 Well, that's what we do here. Isn't it? 335 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,040 ♪♪ 336 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:12,000 Behold, the dimness of the sword. 337 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,950 We just lost the alliance. 338 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,580 If we kill Xander, the envoy from the Commonwealth, 339 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,330 it will be war. 340 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,040 And without the support of the other chapters, 341 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,750 it will end with all our heads on spikes. 342 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,660 Yes, my lord, but if our cause is righteous-- 343 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:35,040 I have no need for the thoughts of a sword! 344 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:38,700 Leave. 345 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:47,160 Must I repeat myself? 346 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,040 No, my lord. 347 00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:01,040 [dramatic music playing] 348 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,450 [Xander] There he is. 349 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,120 What do you want? 350 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,870 Well, my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation. 351 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,330 [soldier] Lift with your knees! 352 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:28,410 Your Clerics won't even look at me. 353 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,410 You guys have a lot of Clerics, you know that? 354 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,330 Yeah, I guess we do. 355 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:39,660 Yeah, scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches. 356 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,250 [skittering] 357 00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:43,250 [chuckles] Right? 358 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:45,200 I mean, we have Clerics back at the Commonwealth. 359 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,620 They're just not, like, in charge, you know? 360 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,330 And I know every chapter of the Brotherhood 361 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,250 is a little different, but this one... 362 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,040 ...sucks. No offense. 363 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,160 I shouldn't be talking to you. Chain of command. 364 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,160 Good man. See? 365 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,700 That's a soldier for you. 366 00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:13,120 Your Elder Cleric is about to make a mistake. 367 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,700 The Brotherhood that you believe in, that I believe in? 368 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:19,540 We are the last bastion of order in this country. 369 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,000 We are a bulwark against chaos. 370 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,370 [metallic rattling] 371 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,410 If you ask me, fomenting a rebellion 372 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,120 sounds a lot like chaos. 373 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:38,080 You know, back East, it's guys like us who call the shots. 374 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,450 People who put their ass on the line. 375 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:45,160 That is foundational to the Brotherhood ethos. 376 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,000 Your Clerics? What do they do? 377 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,830 Stand around, give speeches. 378 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,080 We are the ones who bleed. 379 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,830 What do you want me to do about it? 380 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:03,500 Just talk to me. 381 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,700 You know, this isn't the first time that the Brotherhood 382 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:08,410 has been on the verge of civil war. 383 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,200 But if us soldiers figure something out, 384 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:15,160 it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed. 385 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:21,750 What do you say? 386 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,910 Yeah, let's talk. 387 00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:32,830 Hot dog. 388 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,580 [slave screaming] 389 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,500 Well, Miss Lucy... 390 00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:48,750 how's that golden rule workin' out for you now? 391 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,660 What the fuck? 392 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:10,620 [sighs] 393 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:16,410 Kinda looks like we got ourselves a civil war. 394 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,410 [Dogmeat panting] 395 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,580 Well, shit. 396 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,370 What you think, dog? 397 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:25,000 [eerie music playing] 398 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,580 [Ghoul inhaling] 399 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,160 [exhales] 400 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,040 What? 401 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,200 Don't look at me like that. I don't like her either. 402 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,580 -But we gonna need her down the line. -[Dogmeat whimpering] 403 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:44,830 [sighs] 404 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,410 I ain't going up against two Legions in one afternoon. 405 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,750 We need some help. 406 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,540 And this is about the best place to get it. 407 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,660 Used to be, anyway. 408 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,500 [dramatic music playing] 409 00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:04,580 [birds cawing] 410 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:21,330 ♪♪ 411 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:54,620 [pills lightly rattling] 412 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,580 [Ghoul sighs] 413 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:01,910 -[clanking] -[gasps] 414 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,700 [chirping] 415 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:07,500 [Victor] [Southern accent] H-Howdy, p-p-p-p-p-pardner! 416 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,120 Is that you, Victor? 417 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,290 V-V-Victor. That sure does sound familiar. 418 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,910 Well, dagnabbit, spent the last ten years 419 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,870 thinkin' I was a soda machine. 420 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,080 What the fuck are you doing here? 421 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,040 Well, b-b-beats me, pardner. 422 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,290 Someone did a number on my numbers. 423 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:28,120 Memory's all jimble-jambled. 424 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,330 Is that right? 425 00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:34,660 Well, I gotta save a dipshit Vaultie from the Legion. 426 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,450 Came here hopin' to get some help from the NCR. 427 00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:39,870 N-N-N-NCR? I ain't seen 'em. 428 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,080 Who's running these parts these days? 429 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,080 Well you know how it is around here. 430 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,250 The NCR and the Legion goin' at each other like cats and dogs. 431 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:52,910 Though now, we got the Legion fightin' the Legion like cats and dogs, too. 432 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,290 Is that so? 433 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:57,330 But you know what they say in Vegas. 434 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,410 Everyone's a winner. Eventually. 435 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,910 The same goes for losing, in my experience. 436 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:06,950 Except for one man. 437 00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,750 The man that built you. 438 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,910 Where's Robert House? 439 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,660 He's gone. 440 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,790 He had all the money in the world. 441 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,250 But all he really wanted was to live forever. 442 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,290 Life just ain't fair, I guess. 443 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,580 Well, typically, I would agree. 444 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:31,950 But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for plannin' ahead. 445 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:34,620 Oh, he had plans, alright. 446 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:38,410 But he needed the Cold Fusion doodad from before the war. 447 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:41,830 Didn't you have somethin' to do with all that? 448 00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,620 Way back when? 449 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,700 ♪♪ 450 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,330 Oh, you're leavin' already? 451 00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:54,830 Ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days. 452 00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:57,200 Just them Rangers up in the hills. 453 00:28:57,290 --> 00:28:59,120 Rangers in the hills? 454 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,910 Well, you know how it is. 455 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,080 The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fightin'. 456 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,870 Like c-c-c-cats and d-dogs. 457 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:08,290 Much obliged, Victor. 458 00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:10,200 Well, I'll be seein' you! 459 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,790 I'm sure you will. 460 00:29:22,870 --> 00:29:24,160 We need a pilot. 461 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,910 And let someone else have all the fun? 462 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,160 -Let's go! -Well, I should grab my-- 463 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,660 You don't need your Armor. I got a spare you could use. 464 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:32,830 They give you spares? 465 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,160 [♪ Alvadean Coker: "Sugar Doll"] 466 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,120 ♪ Sugar doll, sugar doll ♪ 467 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,290 ♪ Sweet as you can be ♪ 468 00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:49,750 ♪ Don't you dare to date nobody else but me ♪♪ 469 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,620 Motion assist servos. 470 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:54,080 It's nice. 471 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,370 Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man. 472 00:29:56,450 --> 00:29:58,700 I just know how to kick ass in it, you know? 473 00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:00,080 [laughing] Alright. 474 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,450 You ever flown one of these? 475 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:03,450 Oh, no, no. 476 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,120 Here, let me give you control right now. Hold on to it. 477 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,790 -No, no! -Flip the switch-- you sure? Yeah? 478 00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:08,620 -No! -[laughing] Okay. 479 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,410 [laughing] You gotta try it. 480 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,750 [Maximus chuckles] 481 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,750 Soon. 482 00:30:16,910 --> 00:30:20,200 Hey, Maximus, can we just be hard dick for a second? 483 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,750 Oh, yeah. 484 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,620 Unless your guy Quintus gives me that relic, 485 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,410 you and me are going to be on the front line 486 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,000 shooting at each other soon. 487 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:36,080 And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat. 488 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,700 And I don't know, I'm just thinking, 489 00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:42,580 if I go home with the relic, there's no bloodshed, you know? 490 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:49,450 I'll be honest with you, man. 491 00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:51,830 We are really up against it back home. 492 00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:56,500 Without that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth. 493 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:58,410 And if the Commonwealth falls... 494 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:03,290 civilization won't last much longer. 495 00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:04,750 What do you mean, "won't last"? 496 00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:08,330 -I mean, look at it out here. -It can get worse. 497 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,750 Trust me. 498 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,120 Just think about it, that's all. 499 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,370 I trust your judgment, Maximus. 500 00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:23,200 So should you. 501 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,450 -[beeping] -Oh, fuck yeah! 502 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,160 [beeping continues] 503 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,910 -What is it? -Power signatures in a complex nearby. 504 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,660 Looks like unauthorized automated activity. 505 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,910 You're 2,000 miles away from home. 506 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,500 What do you care about a couple of robots in the desert? 507 00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:47,540 We're the Brotherhood of Steel. 508 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:49,500 We keep the Wasteland safe. 509 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:51,580 This is what we do! 510 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,330 This is what we get to do! 511 00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,000 [laughing] 512 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,160 -[beeping] -Oh, here it is. 513 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,910 Hot dog! 514 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:08,120 C'mon! 515 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,700 [laughing] Yeah! 516 00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:11,330 Hot dog. 517 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,120 [spurs jingling lightly] 518 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,250 [whistle calling] 519 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,290 [gentle, eerie music playing] 520 00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,330 [Dogmeat growling, barking] 521 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,410 [barking continues] 522 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,700 Oh, I know. 523 00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:32,370 Huh. 524 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,080 -[gunshot] -[bullet ricocheting] 525 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,000 -[Dogmeat barking] -[rifle cocking] 526 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,500 [sweeping music playing] 527 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:43,700 Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic! 528 00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:50,080 Well, I can see your salutations haven't changed. 529 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,540 [grunting] Fucker! 530 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,410 [Ghoul grunting] 531 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,580 Stop! Don't hurt 'im! 532 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:03,750 Why not? 533 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:06,330 This ghoul and the NCR go way back. 534 00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:12,250 [laughing] 535 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:13,870 [Biff] Gotta be ready. 536 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,500 Gotta be ready. They're coming any day. 537 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,950 We gotta be ready. Any day now. 538 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,450 If I may... 539 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:25,330 New California Republic may wanna drop the word "New," 540 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:27,290 'cause y'all lookin' dusty as hell. 541 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,620 Where is everybody? 542 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,120 Up here, it's just us. 543 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:36,370 We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade. 544 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,120 They're comin'. 545 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,660 Guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others. 546 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,000 [squirrel chittering] 547 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,870 When Shady Sands fell, we had a battalion out east. 548 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:52,500 -We could still get to them. -Shady Sands? 549 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,040 You do know that was over 20 years ago, right? 550 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,620 [squirrel chittering] 551 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,950 Legion has us boxed in. 552 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,750 We've lost touch with our battalion. Please, help us contact them. 553 00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:11,950 Let our people know we're still out here. 554 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,540 [chuckles] 555 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,660 What's so funny? 556 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,500 I'm in a minor predicament. 557 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:22,830 I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy-ass assumption 558 00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:25,450 that the good guys would prevail in the great state of Nevada. 559 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,500 -We're winning the war. -We are. 560 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:29,450 Well, if this is winnin', 561 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:32,080 I would hate to see what losin' looks like. 562 00:34:32,910 --> 00:34:34,250 [scoffs] 563 00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:36,370 [coughing] 564 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,870 [Ghoul continues coughing] 565 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,330 Please. 566 00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:45,830 The stuff we fight for... 567 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,200 clean water, schools... 568 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,250 rights for folks like you... 569 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:56,200 story has it, you used to believe in those things, too. 570 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,080 [box clattering] 571 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,500 Please, help us, before we're captured. 572 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:14,830 Ain't nobody comin'. 573 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,160 'Cause there ain't nobody left. 574 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:30,700 Little piece of advice that's helped me sleep at night over the years. 575 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:36,370 When something's dead, it's usually because it deserved to die. 576 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,870 -[dramatic music playing] -[Dogmeat barks] 577 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,290 [door clattering] 578 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,910 Alright, bro. Let's do this. 579 00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:09,290 In here. 580 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,830 Come on, Max. 581 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:13,580 I'm-- I'm coming. 582 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,200 [Xander] Hold up. 583 00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:17,790 [Extremely Broken Securitron] Halt! Display your credentials! 584 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,040 [malfunctioning] Greetings, visitor! 585 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,500 Would you prefer a neck or foot massage today? 586 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,870 [functioning] There will be no massage! 587 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:25,290 I-I-Identification is-- 588 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:27,290 [malfunctioning] Please remove your clothing 589 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:29,370 and apply a complimentary towel. 590 00:36:29,450 --> 00:36:32,080 [functioning] Cancel massage p-p-p-protocol immediately! Intruder! 591 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,950 [malfunctioning] Massage protocol activated! 592 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,500 Activating version... 593 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,910 [Maximus] Xander? 594 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,790 [functioning] Intruder! Prepare to be-be neutralized. 595 00:36:39,870 --> 00:36:41,830 [malfunctioning] Relaxation imminent! 596 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,250 [Xander] Get back! 597 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:49,870 Ah! 598 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:52,160 [Xander] Ha, ha, fuck yeah! 599 00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:55,040 You ever see one of these? 600 00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:56,830 What is that? 601 00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,540 Watch this. 602 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:03,410 [♪ "Star-Spangled Banner" playing] 603 00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:05,700 [laughing] 604 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:10,330 Come on, you big metallic piece o' shit! 605 00:37:10,410 --> 00:37:11,790 [distorted] Yeah! 606 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,830 Ha, ha, ha, yeah! 607 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:16,040 Suck on this! 608 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,750 Ooh! 609 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:22,250 That's all you got? 610 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:26,620 [slow-motion screaming] 611 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,910 [screaming] 612 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,450 [Maximus] Hey, Xander, you okay? 613 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:34,620 [Xander] Suck it! 614 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:37,080 ♪♪ 615 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,160 Come on. 616 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,830 Hey, Max! You want a piece of this? 617 00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,200 Oh, hell yeah. 618 00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:47,200 Over here, you big bag of bolts. 619 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,450 Come on, dickhead! 620 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:53,290 ♪♪ 621 00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:54,660 [groaning] 622 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,500 [electricity fizzling] 623 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,700 -[whirring stops] -[music stops] 624 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,700 -[Xander] Hoo-hoo! Nice one! -[Maximus chuckles] Yay! 625 00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:08,450 -[Maximus] Right? -[Xander] Boom! 626 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:11,250 Yeah. Gee whiz, that felt good. 627 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,580 [glass shatters] 628 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,330 -[Maximus] Did you hear that? -[Xander] Yeah. 629 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:16,080 You want a turn with this? 630 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,790 [Maximus] Wow, D-- Thank you. 631 00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:19,250 [Xander] Hot dog. 632 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:29,790 -[whip cracking] -[people screaming] 633 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,870 ♪♪ 634 00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:40,330 [thudding, clattering] 635 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,620 [crow squawking] 636 00:38:46,830 --> 00:38:48,830 [flesh squelching] 637 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,620 ♪♪ 638 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,000 [gasps] 639 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,160 -[Lucy grunting] -[crow squawking] 640 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,250 [soft spurs jingling] 641 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,120 ♪♪ 642 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,250 [crow continues squawking] 643 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,290 ♪♪ 644 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,160 [rifle cocking] 645 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,370 "Ah-way." 646 00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:57,540 Or whatever the fuck y'all say to each other. 647 00:39:58,450 --> 00:40:00,410 You claim to have information for Caesar. [pronounced Kaisar] 648 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,950 Well, I understand that the Legion ain't fans 649 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,080 of the linear progression of time... 650 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,830 or the soft "C," for that matter. 651 00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:11,830 But I bet you still understand cause and effect. 652 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,250 Now, I give you something you want. 653 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,330 And, well, you give me something I want. 654 00:40:20,410 --> 00:40:23,750 Or we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want. 655 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:26,620 [clicking tongue] Well, yeah, you could do that. 656 00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:31,370 Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the New California Republic. 657 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:33,450 [soldiers murmuring] 658 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,000 I can tell you where they're hidin'. 659 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,120 [crowd laughing] 660 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,040 [Charlie] Now, remember, these are the 45s. 661 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,950 They're hard as hell to walk in. 662 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,580 And this Power Armor's so goddamn hot from the fires 663 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,290 that it's melting the snow beneath my feet. 664 00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,080 And I'm dragging this guy, you know, 665 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,000 just dragging him through the mud and the slush. 666 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,080 And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive. 667 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:12,450 So, the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, 668 00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:14,450 open up that visor. 669 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,750 And who do I see staring right back at me? 670 00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:19,870 It's Cooper Howard. 671 00:41:19,950 --> 00:41:21,330 [people exclaiming] 672 00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:22,830 -[Cooper chuckles] -That's right. 673 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,000 You know what he said to me? 674 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,290 Coop. 675 00:41:27,370 --> 00:41:28,620 You remember? 676 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,580 Uh, "How do I look?" 677 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:34,040 [laughter] 678 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,750 That's a lie, ladies and gentlemen. That is a lie. 679 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:40,500 I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that. 680 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:42,500 But the man I was looking at... 681 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,410 he looked up at me and he said, 682 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,950 "How are the others?" 683 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:52,830 Nearly burnt alive... 684 00:41:54,370 --> 00:41:56,370 and he was worried about our squad. 685 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,120 Fuckin' Marines, huh? 686 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,870 We like to tell stories about what we did out there. 687 00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:08,410 Yeah, not all of them, anyways. 688 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,540 Some of them we can't tell. 689 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,160 [Lucy breathing heavily, breath echoing] 690 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,540 [Charlie] But the ones we do tell... 691 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,620 we tell 'em to make us feel good about what we did. 692 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:24,700 [somber music playing] 693 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:33,370 To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons. 694 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:37,700 But we're just Marines. 695 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,950 We don't get the privilege of knowing. 696 00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:44,330 We just had to go off of what they told us. 697 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:48,500 They told us that it was all on the line... 698 00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,250 fate of the whole free world. 699 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,790 With the stakes stacked that high... 700 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160 we didn't get much choice, did we? 701 00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:01,330 And I guarantee you, 702 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:04,910 the guys on the other side got told the same shit. 703 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,870 Tonight, we bury the New California Republic! 704 00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:11,950 [all cheering] 705 00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:18,830 [cheering echoes, fades] 706 00:43:20,450 --> 00:43:22,040 [Charlie] At the end of the day, 707 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,750 we just gotta hope that we bet on the right side. 708 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200 The side that protects the people you love. 709 00:43:30,290 --> 00:43:31,620 Because if it did... 710 00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:34,910 I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything. 711 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,040 Even something bad. 712 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:50,250 Anyway, uh, thank you for the potato salad. 713 00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:55,790 Um, it was good seeing all of you, and, uh, thank you. 714 00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:57,450 [applause] 715 00:43:57,540 --> 00:44:00,410 [Diane] Uh, wait. You can't leave without your award. 716 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,540 It's a, um, commemorative lighter. 717 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,790 So, congratulations, Corporal. 718 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,290 Thank you. 719 00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:12,290 -Thank you. -[applause] 720 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:19,250 -[spurs jingling lightly] -[Lucy breathing shakily] 721 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:24,540 Thank you. 722 00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:27,950 Don't thank me yet. 723 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:37,160 This is for you. 724 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,120 They gave that to me for saving a man. 725 00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:49,330 Not for killing the three it took to do it. 726 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,580 [somber music playing] 727 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,250 [lighter clicking] 728 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,330 Maybe this was a mistake. 729 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,660 Why? What did you do? 730 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,950 I don't know. Maybe somethin' good. 731 00:45:28,370 --> 00:45:30,450 Or maybe somethin' stupid. 732 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:39,790 [lighter clicking] 733 00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:44,790 [somber music continues] 734 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,160 [gunfire, shouting] 735 00:46:04,870 --> 00:46:06,540 [heavy footsteps] 736 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,450 [Xander] [distorted] Ha-ha, gotcha! 737 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,870 On your feet! 738 00:46:37,910 --> 00:46:39,620 Oh, no. No. 739 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,450 Aw, it's just a baby abomination! 740 00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:48,540 Hey, buddy. 741 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:49,950 Where are your friends? 742 00:46:50,790 --> 00:46:52,870 Where there's one, there's always another. 743 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,830 Alright, I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out. 744 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:03,870 Don't worry. We're not going to hurt you. 745 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:09,290 [tense music playing] 746 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,830 Aw, good little ones. 747 00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:22,120 [laughing] Oh, jackpot. 748 00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:25,290 Were you guys playing hide-and-seek? 749 00:47:25,370 --> 00:47:27,410 I love that game. 750 00:47:28,290 --> 00:47:29,500 [Maximus] [distorted] It's okay, it's okay. 751 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,250 You're okay. 752 00:47:31,330 --> 00:47:33,620 Yeah, you're all okay. 753 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:39,040 Alright, I'm gonna split you up into two groups, okay? 754 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,450 If you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the table. 755 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:51,870 Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay? 756 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,290 Hey, wait. Xander? Xander. 757 00:47:57,370 --> 00:48:00,160 Alright, smooth skins, close your eyes. 758 00:48:01,870 --> 00:48:03,040 Please, stop. 759 00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:07,080 [Thaddeus] Hi! Hello! 760 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,700 Oh, if I may. 761 00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:14,500 I'm the manager here, and, uh, I just ask you... 762 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,290 please don't do what you're about to do. 763 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,330 I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, 764 00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:24,120 but, you know, they're just... they're just kids. 765 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,040 So, who cares, right? 766 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:30,870 They're not kids. They're abominations. 767 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,580 And so are you. 768 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,370 But they are kids. 769 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,660 Xander. Xander, come on, man, we don't... 770 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,830 -No. -Please, Xander, please stop! 771 00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:43,910 The Codex is clear on this. 772 00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:47,370 And without the rules, where are we? 773 00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:49,830 Fuck the Codex, Xander! Listen to me! 774 00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:51,660 No. No, no, no. No, no, no! 775 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,580 -[Xander] Hot dog! -Stop, Xander! 776 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,370 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! -[Maximus] Wait! 777 00:48:55,450 --> 00:48:57,200 No! No! 778 00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:03,450 [thud, electricity crackling] 779 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,370 [kids chattering] 780 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:20,830 [visor whirring] 781 00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,290 Hey, man. 782 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:28,950 Hey. 783 00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:32,830 Uh... what you been up to? 784 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,750 I think I just started a war. 785 00:49:40,370 --> 00:49:41,580 Okay. 786 00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:46,910 Yeah, well, um, I'm the floor manager here. 787 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:50,410 So, it sounds like we both got a lot going on right now. 788 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,450 Yeah. 789 00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,910 [♪ Bill Haley and His Comets: "Hot Dog Buddy Buddy"] 790 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,580 ♪ Cold as a codfish, hot as a coal ♪ 791 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:00,910 ♪ Hot dog buddy, well, bless my soul ♪ 792 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,200 ♪ I'm rockin', rockin' on down the line ♪ 793 00:50:04,290 --> 00:50:05,950 ♪♪ 794 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,370 ♪ Hot dog buddy buddy, a hot dog all the time ♪ 795 00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:14,330 ♪ I got legs like a rooster, eyes like a frog ♪ 796 00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:16,870 ♪ When I hear music, I holler hot dog ♪ 797 00:50:16,950 --> 00:50:20,120 ♪ I'm rockin', rockin' on down the line ♪ 798 00:50:21,950 --> 00:50:25,370 ♪ Hot dog buddy buddy, a hot dog all the time ♪ 799 00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:31,700 ♪ Hot dog buddy buddy, hot dog buddy buddy ♪ 800 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,870 ♪ Hot dog buddy buddy, hot dog buddy, hot dog buddy buddy ♪ 801 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:51,040 ♪ I got no money 'cept a dime and a quarter ♪ 802 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,450 ♪ I could stop now but I don't think I oughta ♪ 803 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:56,660 ♪ 'Cause I'm rockin', rockin' on down the line ♪ 804 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:02,160 ♪ Hot dog buddy buddy, a hot dog all the time ♪ 805 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,290 ♪ Hog dog! ♪♪ 806 00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:13,410 ♪♪